老外版的 三字經

Part II

教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.